mensrightsactivist:

if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired



Focus up ladies, good evening and welcome to the birthing suite. Jarvis, drop my needle!







zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending







Mischief is a small thing, a toy I’ve well used and discarded. This isn’t mischief. This is mayhem. Just watch.